JEAN HOLES

Just because jeans have holes, it doesn't make them hot. I have yet to find an academic theory of hole size and placement to define what makes a pair of jeans fantastic and another cheesier than Switzerland. The fact is that some rips work, while others don't. I'm this close to concluding that this is one of those fashion things that only flies with the right body. Only sure rule: always show more fabric than holes. Discretion does it best.