SMOKING BERMUDA

I'm one of those weirdos who does not find smoking sexy. But here comes the tacky pun: she would've been smoking without the nicotine stick. The bermuda-style jeans are rarely seen and bring more flair than your average shorts. These ones have a vintage vibe to boot. Paired with a low-cut colorful tank top, laced heels and Hollywood shades, the overall thing delivers the perfect dose of daytime street-glam.